This isn't your average productivity planner.

This is the Survival Planner with Dark Humor - a 100-page, no-filter, barely-holding-it-together daily planner that knows your brain forgot why it came into the room. Designed for real people with real distractions, it's part planner, part meltdown tracker, part victory

dance log.

What's Inside:

- Daily chaos pages with top distractions, one thing you might actually do, and sarcastic time-blocking

- Mood trackers, brain dumps, and savage checkboxes like 'Did I Take My Meds?'

- Weekly reviews that roast your productivity and reward your bare minimum effort

- Doodles, mess, jokes, and no pressure to be perfect - ever

Perfect for, burned-out students, overachieving underachievers, or anyone pretending to

have it together.

**Warning**: This planner does not take itself seriously. You probably shouldn't either.

Overqualified & Underemployed is a sarcastic, painfully honest journal designed for job seekers who've had enough of fake enthusiasm and false hope.

This darkly funny guided journal is your safe space to rage, rant, and maybe laugh through the emotional rollercoaster of job hunting. No motivational fluff here—just prompts, trackers, and coping strategies that reflect the reality of applying for jobs in a broken system.

Inside this brutally honest workbook, you’ll find:

• 100 pages of guided prompts, rants, and dark reflections

• Sections like Résumé Rejection Olympics and The Job Application Graveyard

• Meltdown trackers, coping strategy checklists, and sarcastic affirmations

• A brutally honest space to write your truth without sugarcoating

• Perfect gift for laid-off friends, overworked professionals, or yourself

Whether you're recently unemployed, rage-applying at 2AM, or recovering from corporate trauma, this journal will help you write through the mess—honestly, unapologetically, and with just enough humor to survive it.

Sick of being told to “just breathe”?

Doodle Your Rage is a rebellious sketchbook-style anger journal designed for teens who are done with therapy-specials.

and ready to scribble it out instead. With 100 creatively chaotic pages, including sarcastic drawing prompts, blank

“Unfiltered Rage Zones,” and rage meters to track emotional meltdowns, this book gives you space to say what

words can’t — through art.

It’s raw. It’s funny. It’s unapologetically angry.

And best of all, it won’t tell you to calm down.

Perfect for:

- Teens dealing with big feelings and small patience

- Angry artists in the making- Parents or therapists looking for a creative emotional tool teens will actually use.

Ever wake up wondering what you do for a living… and why it involves so many spreadsheets, acronyms you pretend to understand, and meetings where you just nod until it's over?

This is the journal for the barely-holding-it-together professionals who are one coffee away from Googling “how to fake your own death” during a Zoom call.

I Have No Idea What I’m Doing is not just a career journal—it’s a safe space to spiral.

Track what you were *supposed* to do (lol), what you actually did, and how close you came

to throwing your laptop into a river. Rate your career crisis level. Confess how you faked

competence today. Blame someone smarter. Plan your next great act of pretending.

Inside, you’ll find:

• 60 days of chaotic career logs

• Existential dread tracking and impostor syndrome surveys

• Themed pages to laugh-cry through your day job dysfunction

• Bonus final page declaring you ‘qualified’ to mentor someone equally lostThis book is sarcastic, brutally relatable, and exactly what you need to scream into (on paper).

You might not know what you're doing, but you're doing your best—and now, at least, you're writing about it.

Had a bad day? Want to light the world on fire but can't afford the

bail? This is the journal for you.

“F*ck This, I’m Journaling” is your permission slip to be wildly

honest, unapologetically sarcastic, and emotionally unhinged on paper.

This journal isn’t here to fix you.

It’s here to let you scream on the page, scribble your way through

rage, and finally say all the things you can't say out loud.

Because sometimes the only therapy you can afford is sarcasm and a pen.

Inside, you'll find 60 unique prompts carefully crafted to spark

chaos, reflection, or just a good old-fashioned vent session.

Each page features one darkly hilarious prompt followed by plenty of space to rant, write, and doodle like your mental health depends on it — because it kind of does.

Formatted in a clean typewriter-style font, printed with mirrored

margins on high-quality white paper, and delivered in a compact 6x9

size, this journal is perfect for nightstand meltdowns, breakroom rants, or hiding in your car when life gets too loud.

Reality is optional. Chaos is encouraged.

The Delulu Journal: Manifesting, Chaos, and Mild Delusion (Because Reality Is Overrated) is your

daily escape into unhinged optimism, main character moments, and manifestation magic—one

delusional day at a time.

This isn't just a journal. It's your permission slip to believe in outrageous possibilities and

ignore reality in favor of your dream life. Each day gives you space to rewrite your narrative,

flex your delusion, and script the life you pretend to have (until it's actually yours).

Inside, you’ll find:

- Daily delulu affirmations and manifesting prompts

- Space for main character energy and scripting your dream life.

- A visual box to doodle your dream house, soulmate, or CEO life.

- Weekly chaos check-ins to track weird manifestations and unexpected wins.

- Quotes from the universe that sound eerily like your group chat

Whether you're scripting a reality TV-worthy love life, manifesting money, or just escaping your inbox for 10 minutes, this journal is for the unapologetically delusional dreamer.

Perfect for TikTok witches, vision board queens, and anyone whose coping mechanism is *pretending it already happened.*

Go delulu. Stay delulu. Your dream life is only one mildly unhinged journal away.

Congratulations, insomniacs and midnight panic pros-this journal is your sanctuary.

My Brain at 3AM: The Extended Cut is the only companion you need when your mind decides to spiral at the worst possible hour.

This sarcastic and brutally honest journal is built for overthinkers, night owls, and anyone who's ever mentally replayed a conversation from three years ago instead of

sleeping.

Not your average self-help journal.

This is a raw, sarcastic survival guide for emotionally constipated humans.

Perfect for those who are tired of pretending they’re fine — when clearly they are not.

This black-and-white 6x9 paperback includes 60 unfiltered pages designed for scribbling, avoiding, or finally unpacking your mental chaos.

Each page features darkly humorous prompts and space to vent without judgment.

Use it when you can’t deal, when you want to laugh-cry, or when therapy is just too expensive today.

Tired of fighting the same fight on repeat? Wish your partner could just read your damn mind already?

Let’s face it—relationships are messy, and communication isn’t always cute. That’s why we made

We’re Not Mind Readers: A No-BS Way to Actually Talk to Each Other, the brutally honest couples journal

designed for lovers, fighters, and everyone in between.

What’s Inside?

• 60 “Disagreements” – Each day focuses on one disagreement (big or petty),

giving both partners a full page to reflect, rant, and respond.

• Dual-Page Layout: One page per partner—write honestly, read openly, and respond

without interrupting (for once).

• Real Prompts for Real People: From “What I wish I said…” to “Here’s what I was

actually trying to say,” you’ll dig beneath the drama.

• Space for Humor & Doodles: Because sometimes the best way to reconnect

is to meme your way out of it.

• Final Reflection Page: Wrap up the 60 days with insights, laughs,

and possibly some humble pie.

Perfect For:

• Couples who want to argue better, not less

• Relationships that need a communication reset

• Anniversary or Valentine’s gifts with a twist

• Anyone tired of the phrase “I’m fine”

• Smartass spouses, sarcastic sweethearts, and low-key emotional overthinkers

This is not your average self-help journal.

“Shut Up, I’m Coping” is a sarcastic, emotionally raw rage log for the mentally

burned out.

Track your meltdowns, passive-aggressive wins, and inner chaos with zero judgment and a healthy dose of

cynicism.

If you’re done pretending everything is fine and need a place to scream on paper, this journal is your

unfiltered safe zone.

Perfect for rage-venting, silent sobbing, and aggressively checking boxes instead of checking in.

What do men really know about their wives? According to this book — absolutely nothing.

Everything Men Know About Their Wives is a hilarious gag gift disguised as a serious relationship guide.

Open it up to find… absolutely nothing.

With 60 blank pages, this book makes a perfect coffee table prop, party icebreaker, or white elephant gift.

Ideal for bachelor parties, wedding gifts, or lighthearted jabs at your favorite husband.

Simple. Bold. Brutally honest.

Because sometimes, silence says it all.

Remember when eyeliner was waterproof, your jeans were skinny, and your emotional damage was still cool? YeahPerfectly plain. Wonderfully emo. Unapologetically grown-up.

• 90 lined pages for writing, doodling, or screaming internally

• 6 x 9 inch portable paperback—fits in your faded messenger bag

• Soft matte cover featuring a Fall Out Boy–inspired existential breakdown

• Made for elder emos, aging scene kids, and anyone nostalgic for emotional eyeliner and power chords

An emotionally unstable drawing book for people who hate talking about their feelings but love sketching them instead.

“Sketch Your Sadness” is part coping mechanism, part creative meltdown.

With sarcastic drawing prompts, blank pages for your emotional disasters, and unfiltered visual trackers, this journal is designed for rage-doodlers, chaos-creatives, and everyone repressing one too many feelings.

This journal isn’t here to fix you.

It’s not interested in motivational fluff or gentle encouragement.

‘30 Days of Writing Prompts for Angry Teenagers’ is a brutal, sarcastic, and refreshingly honest place

Each page is a chance to rage, vent, reflect, or laugh sarcastically at how ridiculous life can be.

This is not your average productivity planner.

It’s a passive-aggressive avoidance tracker for those of us who’d rather nap than hustle.

With sarcastic prompts like 'Today I’m avoiding…' and 'What I should do (but won’t),' this journal is a perfectly unmotivating

space for venting, scribbling, and procrastinating in peace. Complete with cynical quotes on every page, this is the only to-do list you’ll actually enjoy ignoring. Perfect for burnout survivors, unhinged students, and anyone deeply committed to doing less.

Are you fighting the urge to text your ex? Good. This journal is here to help you win that fight.

30 Days of No-Contact is a raw, empowering breakup recovery journal for anyone trying to

detach from toxic love, navigate emotional chaos, and finally put themselves first.

This isn’t your typical fluffy self-help book. It’s a survival tool—with space to rage, reflect, and reclaim your power.

Every day guides you through no-contact with daily prompts like:

- Today I Missed Them Because...

- But I Didn’t Break Because...

- What I Did Instead of Texting...

- One Thing I Love About Me

You’ll also get a full page of vent space daily, weekly reflection check-ins, and bonus sections like:

- Letters I’ll Never Send

- Texts I Wanted to Send (But Didn’t)

- My Breakup Playlist

- Signs I’m Healing (Checklist)

Whether you're crying in your car or blasting your breakup playlist at midnight, this journal

walks with you through every stage of letting go.

By Day 30, you won’t just feel stronger—you’ll

become the version of you they’ll regret losing (and you’ll be too healed to cared)

This planner isn’t here to fix your ADHD — it’s here to laugh with you while you try to function like a real adult.

Scribble, brain-dump, miss deadlines, and maybe even plan something — or not. Whatever works.

Featuring bold design, funny prompts, and plenty of space for chaos, this planner is made for high schoolers, college students, and neurodivergent champions everywhere.

Inflation is wreaking havoc on wallets everywhere—and most budgeting tools are either too boring, too complicated, or just not built for thereal world. That’s where The Anti-Inflation Budget Book comes in.

This bold,practical, and highly functional journal is your no-nonsense sidekick for navigating financial chaos with clarity and control. This isn’t just a ledger—it’s abattle plan.

What’s Inside:

• 120 fully guided pages optimized for daily, weekly, and monthly financialtracking

• Dedicated Income, Expense, and Cash Flow logs that make money

management simple

• Weekly 5-page spreads for 20 full weeks of budgeting clarity

• Built-in space to reflect on spending habits and emotional triggers

• Creative prompts to help reframe your relationship with money

• A humorous, motivating tone that keeps things honest (and human)

Why This Book Helps Fight Inflation:

Inflation makes everything feel unpredictable—groceries, gas, rent, you name it. This journal is a weapon against that uncertainty. By tracking not just what you spend, but how you feel about spending it, you'll spot patterns, plug leaks, and take back control in a way that actually sticks.