This ain’t a scene. It’s a midlife crisis — and now it’s wearable.

Made for the emotionally exhausted and dramatically self-aware, this ultra-comfy hoodie is perfect for screaming into the void, skipping your therapist appointment, or just making questionable choices in style. The bold back print says what we’re all thinking, so you don’t have to.

• Premium cotton blend for maximum meltdown comfort
  
  
• Front: Clean, minimal look
  
  
• Back: Screams in lowercase emo
  
  
• Unisex fit – because identity is fluid and so is your sanity
  
  
• Machine washable (for when life inevitably gets messy)
  
  

Wear it like armor. Or a warning sign.