Smells like inner peace… violently trying to hold it together.

Introducing Lavender & Rage — a candle crafted for the burned-out, the overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever smiled through a meltdown. It’s soothing. It’s slightly threatening. It’s basically your personality in wax form.

• Calming lavender scent, laced with subtle notes of suppressed screaming
  
  
• Poured into a jar strong enough to survive passive-aggressive energy
  
  
• Makes a great gift for emotionally unstable friends or ex-coworkers
  
  
• Burns longer than your patience for small talk
  
  

Light it when you’re pretending to relax. Or rage-cleaning. Or disassociating in the bath. No judgment.

This ain’t a scene. It’s a midlife crisis — and now it’s wearable.

Made for the emotionally exhausted and dramatically self-aware, this ultra-comfy hoodie is perfect for screaming into the void, skipping your therapist appointment, or just making questionable choices in style. The bold back print says what we’re all thinking, so you don’t have to.

• Premium cotton blend for maximum meltdown comfort
  
  
• Front: Clean, minimal look
  
  
• Back: Screams in lowercase emo
  
  
• Unisex fit – because identity is fluid and so is your sanity
  
  
• Machine washable (for when life inevitably gets messy)
  
  

Wear it like armor. Or a warning sign.

This isn’t just a hoodie — it’s a quiet lifeline.

For strangers. For loved ones. For you.

Whether you're struggling with anxiety, burnout, grief, or just the chaos of being alive, this hoodie sends a message that matters. A wearable reminder that someone sees you — and they’re rooting for you.

Perfect for:

• Mental health advocates

• Trauma survivors

• People who’ve been through hell and still show up

• Friends who need a hug they can wear

• You, on the days you don’t feel strong (but show up anyway)

Soft. Safe. Soul-level affirming.

Because sometimes, a simple message is exactly what someone needs to keep going.